Author * Mom * Introvert
(pairs well with Wine)
Upon not being raptured, following their confessions the night before, felt that they’d be better off going their separate ways before one of them took things too far. How they’d split the taxidermy furnishings in their luxe River Ranch home remains to be seen.
Believing they will be raptured, Ted and Jenn confess their marital sins. Hilarity ensues.
“Oh, my God. And to think that all I did was stay home like the stupid little wife, watching little Deuteronomy and Leviticus while you were out there—wait, were you the letter or the mailbox?”
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