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Top 10 Reasons Writers Aren't Writing

April 29, 2019 Vonnie York
“Oh, so you just…write all day? That’s it? You just…write?” —the Janets of the worldI wish, Janet. I wish. —All of the author moms. All of them.

“Oh, so you just…write all day? That’s it? You just…write?” —the Janets of the world

I wish, Janet. I wish. —All of the author moms. All of them.

Here are the top 10 reasons why writers aren’t writing. Other reasons are: writer’s block. Making a sandwich. Silent crying in the shower. Chasing leprechauns.

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In Satire Tags author mom, writer satire, writer sarcasm, reasons writers aren't writing, writers blog, author humor
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The Elephant Doctor

January 18, 2019 Vonnie York

We’d heard he was a good doctor, but we hadn’t heard he was such a good looking doctor. The door to my immediate left opens, and in walks God’s gift to women.

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In Satire Tags the elephant doctor, hot doctor, silver fox, soap opera villain, modern family
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Top Secret Sex Tips from Southern Women

August 14, 2018 Vonnie York

After too much pinot grigio during an interview for Miss Givings magazine, four southern women get dirty and reveal their best-ever sex tips. It gets weird.

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In Satire Tags sex tips, satier, sarcasm, southern sex tips, southern women, and the plot thickens
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Reasons Millennials are Getting Divorced

February 13, 2018 Vonnie York

With this ring, I thee un-wed. Millennials are getting divorced for the weirdest reasons according to Baby Boomers who can't judge this generation enough.

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In Satire Tags reasons to get divorced, reasons millennials get divorced
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‘Twas the Noche before Feliz Navidad: An Elf on the Shelf Adventure

December 20, 2017 Vonnie York

Mexican Elf José and Caucasian Elf Paulie come to an understanding in this culturally insensitive Elf on the Shelf-inspired retelling of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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In Satire Tags twas the night before christmas, efl on the shelf, night before christmas parody, noche before feliz navidad, feliz navidad, american elf on the shelf, mexican elf on the shelf
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Anti-Boner Aerosol is the Best Stocking Stuffer of 2017

December 11, 2017 Vonnie York

Bone-No-No is the gift that keeps on giving allowing you to skip the sex and go straight to Netflix & chill with a bottle of chardonnay. **pets cat, sips wine**

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In Satire Tags married sex, pregnant sex, having sex while pregnant, sex after marriage, avoiding sex, having pregnant sex, how to avoid sex, sex during pregnancy, sex after pregnancy, netflix & chill
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Target Pilots Child Care Corral & Wine Bar

December 7, 2017 Vonnie York

Results are favorable for Target’s latest bid to boost sales. Wal-Mart and Amazon are reportedly “jealous as hell”.

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In Satire Tags satire, target, wine at target, child care at target, target moms, target mom, target life, shopping target, shop target online, target redcard

Pillow Case Murder Ends with Acquittal

December 1, 2017 Vonnie York

Jurors agree the real crime was using a $1,000 pillow to smother her husband with, but she wasn’t on trial for that, “so we acquitted her,” said Juror #1.

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In Satire Tags satire, snoring husband, how to deal with a snoring husband, how to stop snoring, murder trial, suffication by pillow, chicago as a defense, mansplaining, what is mansplaining, how to deal with mansplaining
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A Sneak Peak at HGTV Tiny House: Thanksgiving Edition

November 22, 2017 Vonnie York

HGTV catches up with Dallas and Emily for a Tiny House, Big Living Thanksgiving episode special. The couple gives thanks and takes the next step in their lives.

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In Satire Tags tiny houses hgtv, thanksgiving 2017, giving thanks in 2017, holiday humor, hgtv thanksgiving, hgtv tiny house hunters holiday, satire, and the plot thickens
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