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And the Plot Thickens

Man Misses Call and Drops Ball

September 25, 2025 Amy Delcambre

Despite being somehow generic replicas of one another, they were all married, and all seemed to have the same carat of diamond rings on their left hands. And then there were the matching Balenciaga totes. But none of them, insofar, were the “one that got away”, his beloved Stella.

As he approached the Verizon store, it was as if he’s dreamed her into being. The petite, shapely blonde on the sidewalk looked just like the green-eyed bombshell who once made good on her promise to “show him crazy” when he made the near-fatal error of calling her as much.

“Un-raptured Couple Headed for Divorce Court after Confessing Marital Sins”

September 25, 2025 Vonnie York

A man and woman sit in bed. Woman sits on edge of bad looking angry. Husband asks if he’s still mad. She says she’s furious. He asks if she’s fast too. She tells ted to just shut the hell up. — Upon not being raptured, following their confessions the night before, felt that they’d be better off going their separate ways before one of them took things too far. How they’d split the taxidermy furnishings in their luxe River Ranch home remains to be seen.

Believing they will be raptured, Ted and Jenn confess their marital sins. Hilarity ensues.

“Oh, my God. And to think that all I did was stay home like the stupid little wife, watching little Deuteronomy and Leviticus while you were out there—wait, were you the letter or the mailbox?”

Happy (Dystopian) Mother’s Day -- Guest Post from Award Winning Author Mom Dacia Arnold

May 9, 2019 Vonnie York

Award winning dystopian author’s guest post on what our favorite characters want for Mother’s Day is so on point because let’s be honest…we want these things, too.

Top 10 Reasons Writers Aren't Writing

April 29, 2019 Vonnie York

“Oh, so you just…write all day? That’s it? You just…write?” —the Janets of the worldI wish, Janet. I wish. —All of the author moms. All of them. — “Oh, so you just…write all day? That’s it? You just…write?” —the Janets of the world
I wish, Janet. I wish. —All of the author moms. All of them.

Here are the top 10 reasons why writers aren’t writing. Other reasons are: writer’s block. Making a sandwich. Silent crying in the shower. Chasing leprechauns.

The Elephant Doctor

January 18, 2019 Vonnie York

We’d heard he was a good doctor, but we hadn’t heard he was such a good looking doctor. The door to my immediate left opens, and in walks God’s gift to women.

Top Secret Sex Tips from Southern Women

August 14, 2018 Vonnie York

After too much pinot grigio during an interview for Miss Givings magazine, four southern women get dirty and reveal their best-ever sex tips. It gets weird.

Reasons Millennials are Getting Divorced

February 13, 2018 Vonnie York

With this ring, I thee un-wed. Millennials are getting divorced for the weirdest reasons according to Baby Boomers who can't judge this generation enough.

‘Twas the Noche before Feliz Navidad: An Elf on the Shelf Adventure

December 20, 2017 Vonnie York

Mexican Elf José and Caucasian Elf Paulie come to an understanding in this culturally insensitive Elf on the Shelf-inspired retelling of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Anti-Boner Aerosol is the Best Stocking Stuffer of 2017

December 11, 2017 Vonnie York

Bone-No-No is the gift that keeps on giving allowing you to skip the sex and go straight to Netflix & chill with a bottle of chardonnay. **pets cat, sips wine**

Target Pilots Child Care Corral & Wine Bar

December 7, 2017 Vonnie York

Results are favorable for Target’s latest bid to boost sales. Wal-Mart and Amazon are reportedly “jealous as hell”.

Pillow Case Murder Ends with Acquittal

December 1, 2017 Vonnie York

Jurors agree the real crime was using a $1,000 pillow to smother her husband with, but she wasn’t on trial for that, “so we acquitted her,” said Juror #1.

A Sneak Peak at HGTV Tiny House: Thanksgiving Edition

November 22, 2017 Vonnie York

HGTV catches up with Dallas and Emily for a Tiny House, Big Living Thanksgiving episode special. The couple gives thanks and takes the next step in their lives.

People, Not Alcohol, Ruin Holidays

November 14, 2017 Vonnie York

Recent study shows people do not need alcohol to ruin holidays for one another. Wine industry chinks glasses in celebration; liquor industry also in high spirits.